Because Australia is an Anglo country, Christmas is traditionally celebrated with all the appurtenances of the northern hemisphere, from reindeer and Santa’s sleigh (sometimes modified as a “rusty Holden ute”) to fir trees bedecked with baubles and tinsel. It looks, to use the vernacular, naf. Sure, red and green are pretty, but the bearded gent in the fur suit is ludicrous in the context of sun and surf, prawns on ice and a coldie. Sure, it got cold back in the Mediterranean Promised Land – a desert country, by-and-large, not unlike here in the antipodes – but the snowy scenes depicted on greeting cards have no more basis in reality than the jolly old elf delivering presents or coal according to a fixed standard of behavior amongst the kiddies. The fairy lights strung up around town twinkle brightly, but we’re in daylight savings mode for the duration, and the sun stays up well past shopping hours, limiting the effect and leaving little enough benefit for anyone left in town. A little cloud-cover this year doesn’t change the situation overall: it’s time to rethink Christmas decorations, not to mention time to stop bagging each other over who’s a better Christian; see previous post. (Travelling along Broadway last night past the Legion of Mary, M. & I spotted their storefront display: a table-top sized nativity scene, with a full-sized Santa kneeling before it amid clouds and clots of cotton snow. Yikes.) Perhaps we can review what Christmas is all about: the promise of redemption, the love of families, peace on earth and goodwill to all, God rest ye merry gentlemen. I couldn’t care less if December 25 was co-opted from pagan winter solstice celebrations; it’s too late now.
The star of Bethlehem makes a nice symbol, and there are certainly plenty of shepherds around so we can leave in the wool, although I don’t recommend wearing it. Angels, sure, if you want ‘em, but Santa’s just silly, as are the Frosty snowmen and other such non-tropical winter representations: scrap ‘em, and head down to Bondi, Manly, Coogee, Maroubra, wherever, and have a open-to-all-comers game of beach volleyball. Everybody can BYO beverages and comestibles, too, and share-and-share alike. Hanukkah is over already, but the festival of lights says a lot about faith and is otherwise seasonal, so let’s have some menorahs and Davidic stars. Tinsel, however, is a hazard. The bright sun reflects off the stuff to sharply, and we’ll all be driving or walking into light poles in broad day, blinded by the glare. Some nice colorful bunting would work just fine. But don’t talk to me about Kwanza – for all the African population around, it’s a made-up-in-America secular event that has no place or purpose here. For M. and I, the day will be spent quietly at home, perhaps a visit out among the rellies in Manly or Lilyfield and the now-traditional calls overseas. We might dress up the cat with a pretty bow.