George Washington Bush
Maybe he wasn’t paying attention in school, or maybe in this more cynical age, the lessons we were taught have no real meaning anymore, or maybe this son of privilege just doesn’t care, and the American people are too weak, too entrenched in bureaucracy, too vast and disorganized to do anything about it, but unlike in the story of our first President, George Bush is a liar and it’s a long way ‘til November 2004. Maybe some nice ads highlighting the results would help.

(Yes, the LA Times link requires registration, but so what? Don’t you keep an email address just for spam? Works for me.)