Vote for Bush, or the Sox Will Win the World Series
Dick Cheney was on the stump again, scare-mongering: "John Kerry wants the Red Sox to win [the World Series]," he announced to a partisan crowd in St. Louis, where the Cardinals had already clinched the Central Division title. And this time, he may be right. O.k., I made up the quote stuff, but with all the fear-mongering going on, I wouldn't be surprised if he had said it. So St. Louis or the Astros will soon face the BoSox. This is not a good time not to have cable. Maybe if I get up early enough, the ABC or somebody will be playing highlights.