Please Hang Up the Tights
How bad is Spiderman 3? Everyone who worked on this movie, particularly Tobey Maguire, should take a very long vacation and maybe think about retiring forever so we don’t have to think about the possibility of a fourth movie. O.k., actually Thomas Haden Church was good. Or anyway, well-cast, since that’s pretty much exactly the way I remember the Sandman being drawn in the comics. That could have just been the shirt, though.