Avec Fromage, S'il Vous Plait?
The United States House of Representatives should give up government and go into comedy. They are the funniest people on the face of the earth. If they'd add a laugh-track to C-Span, they'd top Seinfeld's ratings in no time. Three House office buildings' cafeterias have renamed "French Fries" "Freedom Fries." First of all, in France they call them pommes frites. Second, they are not a French invention: they're Belgian. Third, IS THIS WHAT YOU IDIOTS ARE WASTING TIME ON? Why, I oughtta. . . .