Walk-Thru
Car culture has been at the heart of the fast food empire, even before McDonald’s opened drive-through service. (There’s little more nauseating than the smell of french fries in a car, something about the two kinds of oil in use together.) Salads and adult versions of Happy Meals™ only deflect criticism, even when the toy surprise is a pedometer. Maybe, as part of the new drive to encourage exercise, they can install treadmills in front of the registers.