30 March 2005

A Mind Is a Terrible Think
Before we get too, well, radical, and do something we might regret later, like, for example, allowing students to sue their college professors if they disagree with what’s being taught, maybe we should take a moment to think about what we really want: shutting down northeastern liberal campuses, like, for example, Harvard, who sometimes beat Yale in sporting events and are located in states where Ted Kennedy is from. (Does Florida State Representative Dennis Baxley really want to try to create a theocracy? It’s worked so well for Iran. Unfortunately, we’re talking about Florida, so it’s actually possible for this to make it all the way to Jeb.) I’m going to disagree with the Medium Lobster on this one.

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