Obey Your Inner Geek, Obey
I know it's wrong, but I've seen the Alien movies and I've seen the Predator movies (yes, cinematically and even from a science fiction perspective, the Aliens rock), so I'm pretty much bound to find time to see Alien vs. Predator. Why, you ask? Well, mostly because any movie that can generate a sufficiently humorous bad review is worth seeing, and the review in Slate made me laugh.