07 July 2004

Australia Conquers the World
It’s official: now that Hugh Jackman is the next 007, Australia is the centre of the world. No, really, think about it: Hugh’s got Wolverine and Bond, Russell Crowe’s got pretty much all the other roles, and the ones he doesn’t fill go to Geoffrey Rush, Eric Bana, or Hugo Weaving. With Nicole Kidman and what’s-her-name filling the top slots for female leads, there just isn’t enough work anymore for the American and British actors. They should just move Hollywood down here permanently.

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