It's the What? Forbes Gives Me an Emily Litella Moment
Naturally, George II would nominate Alan Greenspan to chair the Fed again, because it's about the economy, right? Yeah, anyway. Couldn't an editor over at Forbes have come up with a better headline than this: "Senate panel aims for June Greenspan hearing-aide." Look, if we're worried he can't hear well enough to make good decisions on interest rates, couldn't we get him fitted out before June? And isn't that spelled "hearing aid"? Never mind.