I Volunteer
Dear Mr. Laws: I accept your offer of a flight to and from Manus Island to retrieve Honey, the cat who kept Aladdin Sisalem company there during his detention. I will bring my own cat carrier and a selection of cat food to entice Honey to accept my assistance. My qualifications include: raised by Golden Retrievers and over forty years petting, feeding, and cleaning up after cats (of all stripes, too).