Where the Beautiful Women Are
Right here in Sydney, when they aren't appearing in Ecuador to win the Miss Universe pageant, but I already knew that, having come here in 2000 to steal one of them out from under the country's collective nose. For some strange reason, the beauty contest winner and Bondi Beach resident now has to spend the next year in America. If it's "universal" shouldn't she have to travel or at least reign from the International Space Station?